Claiming to be a zombie, boy stabs siblings
Uh, hello, MCFLY, zombies EAT BRAINS, they don’t stab people. Idiot.
View ArticleNew York Times gives pizza one star…
…yet says it’s the best pizza in “The City.” I assumed the article was about someplace in New Jersey maybe, since I didn’t see the name DiFara’s anywhere in the article. But lo and behold, the dateline...
View ArticleWhen the BFF just becomes a B
I love this article. “It’s a myth that friendships last forever,” says Irene S. Levine, a psychologist, professor of psychiatry at New York University’s medical school and author of “Best Friends...
View ArticleThe douchiest couple in America
I’m standing in line waiting for the best pizza in America (possibly the world, but I’d never order pizza anywhere outside of America, so I can’t really say) and I overhear this exchange from the...
View ArticleOpposites only attract in Paula Abdul videos
Katie linked this on her twitterfeed yesterday: I have a friend – one of my very best, actually – who I affectionately refer to as my “anti-me”. She is everything I am not. She is Republican,...
View ArticleYou can’t keep a good blog down
Well, you can. But not for very long when dealing with the collective brain power of the people involved in trying to get it back. I can’t tell you how much I appreciated all of your...
View ArticleDear Elizabeth Edwards…
And this chick is IN A WHEELCHAIR! Woman up. Uh…just saying. This post is for informational purposes only.
View ArticleWhy wasn’t Eliot Spitzer charged?
Woman faces adultery charge after being caught with her pants down in a park.
View ArticleReally Will Arnett and Amy Poehler? REALLY?
You name a little boy, who has a brother that is not even TWO years older than he is, ABEL?? ABEL?! Why don’t you just bash the little bugger’s head in yourselves? Really!
View ArticleAnd by some indication, they mean *every*
Man falls while waiting to get on ride. Police Sgt. Rick Martinez says the man was with friends when he put a leg over the railing, joked about the chance of someone falling over — then lost his...
View ArticleOMG
I know a woman who has *ALL* of these. She clearly needs to donate her brain to science, lord knows she’s not using it.
View ArticleDear Gib,
I have a BILLION dollar idea for us! And I was inspired by this story about this dude beheading his mom while chanting bible verses: We open a law firm dedicated to defending people who get caught by...
View ArticleLord of the Files
I’ve adapted a common saying from the poker world for my coder life: if you can’t spot the freak on the review project in fifteen minutes, it’s you. Heck, usually, I only need one minute. I was staffed...
View ArticleMe plus new job equals frowny face
I hate defending myself. As a general principle, I won’t do it. This does not come in handy in professional situations. I started a new job two Mondays ago. It’s supposed to last two years, there’s...
View ArticleI’m pretty sure he has a younger child…
Edwards balks at serving prison time. Edwards wanted to have as “minimal” impact on his two younger kids as possible, a source with knowledge of the talks confirmed to CNN Sunday. Edwards has a...
View ArticleWhiskey Tango FOXTROT??!?!
Football player saves drowning boy. So..yay…great…but then: The 27-year-old tight end was attending a pool party over the weekend when fellow Americus native Anne Moore said her son Bryson began...
View ArticleSo…
I would send this to my mother as a joke, but I’m pretty sure she would slap me right upside the head on principle.
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Couple dies trying to save dog from drowning. Okay, I lied, one comment: Other boaters, alerted by screams, helped pull the couple from the water. Efforts by rescue personnel failed to revive them, and...
View ArticleQuick question…
Is it appropriate to put “want two men to end up in jail for fighting over me” on a bucket list?
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Lawmaker seeks to tie welfare benefits to grades
This story came out yesterday, so naturally, I was skeptical. But, after reading hours of tweets about lazy baby making neer do wells on the twitters, I have concluded the story is real. And now I just...
View ArticleOHHHH BIIITTCCCHH! YOU *TRIED* IT
I was at my mom’s house the other day, getting my hair done for…, well, instead of money, pyschological and physical trauma. As I drove toward her place, I saw an entire avenue block cordoned off with...
View ArticleAaron Hernandez held without bail on murder charges
MURDER! JAYSUS. Why would a multi millionaire star athlete go around murdering? Or accessory murdering or proximity murdering? Also, the Patriots fired him.
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